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Collards

By Melanie Devore

Southerners always have recognized freaks.  According to Flannery O’Connor, in her 1960 essay “Some Aspects of the Grotesque in Southern Fiction,” that’s exactly why Southern writers particularly possess a penchant for writing about freaks.  However, to recognize a freak, O’Connor fully understood the need to use the “general conception” of the whole person as the datum for the grotesque.  Possibly the reason Southerners recognize freaks is rooted in the region’s consumption of collard greens.

The plant kingdom is full of every kind of freak you can imagine.  This is a truth since plants modify their stems and leafs in such, well, grotesque ways that it is nearly impossible to have a general conception of what a “normal” growth form is.  And, in the mustard family, the species that provides us with some of the greatest grotesqueness is Brassica oleraceae.  This species, native to the north Atlantic coast of Europe, has its first record of domestication in the eastern Mediterranean, possibly after being introduced by Celtic invasions.  Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, kohlrabi, and our beloved collard greens, all are different forms of Brassica oleraceae produced by extreme modifications of the leaves and stems.  In the case of cabbages, the shoot at the tip of the stem, along with those along the stem itself, fail to develop and the leaves expand and encompass the stem.  The “heart” of the cabbage consists of the stem tissue while the waxy, thick leaves, serve as the source of coleslaw.  Brussels sprouts, often referred to as “little cabbages” by younger fanciers of fine vegetables, are heads formed along the stems of a plant with a well-developed shoot tip.  Broccoli and cauliflower are the youngest, domesticated versions of Brassica oleraceae.  Broccoli crowns are masses of floral buds.  Anyone who has grown broccoli is keenly aware that the tight clusters of developing flowers will fully bloom if the crop is not harvested in a timely fashion.  In contrast, cauliflower crowns consist of masses of expanded tips of stems in early “flowering” varieties, while late “flowering” varieties have a fused combination of stem and floral tissue.  Kohlrabi, a form of the Brassica oleraceae, with a swollen stem and leaf bases, is the oldest member of this botanical freak show.  Pliny, in about 650 B.C., describes a vegetable that appears to fit the description of kohlrabi.  The general conception of Brassica oleraceae, and the standard for recognizing all the grotesque ways this species has been twisted to meet our culinary needs, can be found in kales and collard greens. 

Collards are wonderfully simple forms of Brassica oleraceae with lower leaves that sag outward and upper ones that are cup-shaped.  The leaves can obtain lengths of nearly two feet, thus requiring produce sections in Southern grocery stores to provide costumers with those extra long plastic bags for their greens.  One cultivar of the collard, ‘Morris Heading,’ is named for the loose heads produced at the tip of the stem. Collards and kales are usually grown as annuals, and when left untouched for several years, will produce a thick, long stem with a tuft of terminal leaves.  Our friends across the pond take advantage of this growth form in collards and kales and use the polished stems of ‘Walking Stick’ kales grown on the Channel Islands of England as walking sticks.   Kales get a little more fancier with their fringed, thinner leaves. Take a winter stroll through the historic district of Milledgeville and the campus of Georgia College & State University and you will be sure to spy the ornamental kale.  This purple variety of kale is a local favorite for container planting.  When it came to selecting between collards and kale for dinner table fare, in the South, collards won hands down. 

You pretty much can determine which side of the Mason-Dixon Line you reside on by asking your neighbors what they eat on New Year’s Eve dinner to bring good fortune.  If they simply say “sauerkraut” you know you are in the North.  If you are provided with a more colorful, literal account involving collard greens (representing future earnings in dollars) and black-eyed peas (representing future earnings in cents), you know you reside in the South.  Collards define our region and are the perfect crop for our hot summers and mild winters.

Collards tolerate heat better than kales and survive our warm summer months.  But, collards also can tolerate freezing temperatures making them an ideal traditional, winter crop.  If you want sweeter collards, those icy evenings will result in a less pungent flavor in your greens.  Collards are so simple to grow and will yield harvestable greens just about a month after being planted.  Historians have consistently commended collards for enabling the South to survive the aftermath of the Civil War and endure the Great Depression.  But, collards, in the eyes of some people, became associated with those occupying the lower rungs of the social ladder.  This viewpoint was exactly that of one Mrs. Ruby Hill in O’Connor’s “A Stroke of Good Fortune.”

When we first meet Ruby Hill, she literarily has the one food item she disdains the most stuck to her face: a big ole gritty, collard leaf.  Mrs. Hill takes pride in the fact that she, and her husband Bill Hill, live as the so-called sophisticated folks and maintain their social standing by not consuming collards.  The only reason she is wrestling the sack of low life leaves up the stairs to her apartment is because her brother Rufus, returning from Europe, desires the dishes he dreamed of during his tour of duty.  The reader gets the impression that Ruby thinks anyone spending time in Europe would come back like “somebody from somewhere.”  After all, we are talking about Europe, and anything European has to be sophisticated.  The thought that Rufus, after spending several years of avoiding artillery, skirting shrapnel, and eating rations, simply wants a dish that reflects the comfort and security of his home never crosses Ruby’s mind.  And, to Rufus, collards were that special comfort food.

No doubt Ruby prepared Rufus’ special culinary request in the traditional Southern style.  Typically the collard greens are washed, slid into a gargantuan pot with water and pork, and boiled until tender.  The greens are then removed from the green colored juice, chopped, and commonly doused with a bit of vinegar and salt.  Now, if Rufus is a real collard connoisseur, he probably requested that Ruby keep the juice, or “pot likker,” to be smothered over cornbread or, in some cases, used as a dessert.  Between the pot likker and the greens, Rufus would have consumed a healthy dosage of Vitamin A, as well as substantial amounts of Vitamin C, calcium, and iron.  The nutritional attributes of collard greens just may be one of the keys to this Southern delicacy’s salvation.

Dark leafy greens are in vogue these days with the health conscious crowd.  In the court of public opinion, particularly outside of the South, healthy is the last adjective one expects to be used in a sentence with Southern cuisine.   Watch one episode of  ‘Paula’s Down Home Cooking” on the Food Network and you will see the loveable host and her darling sons pouring pints of heavy cream and pounds of butter into decadent, heart- clogging dishes.   Travel to Atlanta and you will find noveau Southern cuisine dished out to Yankee refugees treating out of town guests to health conscious “Southern cooking.”   Collards are creeping into the vegan and vegetarian arsenal of recipes, but good, solid, true Southern food will no doubt always have an audience with the crowds who go to barbecue, buffet, “meat and three,” and soul food restaurants. 

Edward Davis and John Morgan (both of Emory & Henry College) have dedicated a substantial portion of their research to collards and their cultural geography.  In the Southeastern Geographer (2005, 45: 67-82), they present a detailed study of the cultural geography, economics, history, and use of collards in North Carolina.  The traditional source of collards was the home garden.  However, even rural people became less connected to the land and bought most of their food from grocery stores.  Ronald McDonald is also doing more of the cooking these days, and fast food has become a source of several meals a week.  Even though you can buy fresh and frozen collards readily in the supermarket, Big Macs and KFC have shaped a generation of taste buds.  Still, there is hope for the home garden and the collard green.

Newscasters swarmed on the White House lawn in early spring 2009 to cover a rather, folksy event.  The First Lady, along with her two daughters, invited Washington school children to join in the planting of the first garden.  It seems the new leadership was reflecting a trend occurring across the country.  Community gardens are making a comeback and Flannery O’Connor’s very own Milledgeville is in on the action.  This year Milledgeville established not only a community garden, but also a Tuesday farmer’s market.  When it comes to raising fresh winter vegetables, one of the best options in the South would be collard greens. 

Like the South itself, collards will rise again to their rightful place on the dinner table.  No longer will our beloved greens take a back seat to the grotesqueness of broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and cabbage.  In the South we do recognize freaks, but that doesn’t necessarily mean we want them for dinner, or as dinner guests.


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